Here's the deal... One or more people start out running, leaving behind a trail of markings using flour, toilet paper, chalk, or anything else we can throw all over the place without ruining the environment. Later, the rest of us set out, following the marks in an attempt to catch up to and snag them. Seeing as we pretend to be a clever bunch, we call those who set the trail "hares" and those following "hounds." The hares try to outwit the pack by leaving marks to confuse and delay them, though they should remain visible (in theory). This is done by setting false trails, back checks, playground checks, and (most importantly) beer stops along the way. Competitive running is highly discouraged, and may be punished at the discretion of the pack in the form of "down-downs." Some hashers may walk the entire trail. We think of this more as an entertaining way to have a few drinks with some close friends. The length of the trail can vary depending on the time of the hash and the hare's personal preference, but most trails usually range between 3 to 5 miles.

At the end of the trail everyone forms a circle, sings vulgar songs and comes up with excuses for our comrades to do "down-downs," or chug beers...like we need a reason! Alcohol and adult language (NC-21) are present, unless the hash is noted as being family friendly (this may happen more often than most think, seeing as several members of the mismanagement have children).

If interested in learning more about the hash, or if you are a local and would like to be a part of this d*mn thing, contact any of the mismanagement through the contact page. For information on the hashing scene world-wide, visit www.half-mind.com