| My
Down-Down Song This
is my down-down song
It isn't very long.
The Weather Outside
Oh the weather outside is
frightful,
but my cock is so delightful,
and if you really want to see it grow,
give it a blow, give it a blow, give it a blow.
Drink it down, down, down, down...
God Bless My Underpants
God bless my underpants,
Brand that I like,
Stand inside them,
And ride them,
Between my buns
when I run, or I bike.
From the waistband,
To the legholes,
To the fly flap,
Wet with piss,
God bless my underpants,
They look like this.
Drink it down, down, down, down...
Him (her,us,them)
Him, Him,
F*ck Him!
Drink it down, down, down, down...
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday, F*ck You!
Happy Birthday, F*ck You!
Happy Birthday, F*ck You!
Happy Birthday, F*ck You!
Drink it down, down, down, down... |
OUR LAGER
Spoken, not sung; this is a f*cking prayer. Show some goddamn
respect.Our Lager
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk
I will be drunk
At home as in the tavern
Give us this day our foamy head
And forgive us our spillages
As we forgive those who spill beer against us
And lead us not into incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the Beer, the Bitter and the Lager
For ever and ever
Barmen
Whip It Out at the Ball Game
To the tune of "Take Me Out to the Ball Game"
Whip it out at the ball game
Wave it round at the crowd
Dip it in peanuts and cracker jacks
If you like you can give it a whack
'Cause it's beat your meat at the ball game
If you don't come it's a shame
For it's one, two, you've covered in goo
At the old ball game
Meet The Hashers
To the tune of the "Flinstones theme song"
Hashers, meet the hashers.
They're the biggest drunks in history.
From the, town of your town,
they're the leaders in debauchery.
Half minds,
trailing shiggy through the years.
Watch them,
as they down a lot of beers,...
Down, down, down, down, down, down... |
